9 funny mountain biker sayings

The world of mountain biking is filled with adrenaline, adventure and a bit of dirty fun. The passionate mountain bikers have their own wisdom, which is often expressed in humorous sayings. These 9 sayings reflect the passion, dedication and wild spirit that mountain bikers display on and off the trails. So here they are, 9 funny sayings that will make any mountain biker laugh.

  1. "If you don't reach the end of the descent dirty, you did it wrong!"

  2. "The pain passes, the pride remains."

  3. "Can I ride on water? No, but I can fly on stones!"

  4. "Road cyclists shave their legs. Mountain bikers shave the trails!"

  5. "If you pedal in the wrong direction, just go backwards!"

  6. "I know the way... and if I don't, it's even more fun!"

  7. "I was normal before I became a mountain biker."

  8. "My mountain bike and I make a good team, we'll crash together!"

  9. "I know an abbreviation."

Whether you've just started mountain biking or have been hitting the trails for years, these sayings are sure to speak to your inner biking heart. And the next time you're on your mountain bike preparing for the next descent, remember that biking is about more than just speed and technique. It's about having fun and experiencing nature in a way that only a mountain biker can understand.